Saturday, April 28, 2007

Regent University: The Bush Administration's Favorite Law School


Is there any wonder why our current administration is full of morons and political hacks when the most highly represented law school in current appointed positions is Pat Robertson's Regent University?

Jon Stewart opines on Monica Goodling's grant of immunity and Pat Robertson's "prestigious" law school.

One of the funniest damn things I've seen from Jon Stewart in a while. Here's the Daily Show clip.

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Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream treatment

Quite possibly the dumbest woman on earth...

A Syrian-born airline pilot allegedly tricked a schoolteacher from Haverfordwest into having sex with him by pretending he had to administer ointment on the end of his penis, a jury heard yesterday (Tuesday).



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Friday, April 27, 2007

Catholics, Crow, Kids and Cancer



Once upon a time, long, long ago, the leaders of the Catholic church picked and chose who they deemed holy enough to get into heaven by how much money they gave to the church. It really didn't matter what you did (or how bad it was) as long as you forked over the cash.


Well, things have changed and the Catholic church has corrected those corrupt and hypocritical ways... Or have they?


Earlier this week, St. Louis Archbishop Burke resigned as Chairman of the Board at Cardinal Glennon Children's Foundation in response to Sheryl Crow being chosen as the entertainment at a benefit for the Bob Costas Cancer Center at Cardinal Glennon Children's Medical Center. Burke is upset with Crow's view on abortion and outspoken support of stem-cell research.


"It's very painful for me," Burke said during a news conference Wednesday. "But I have to answer to God for the responsibility I have as archbishop."


Now, I understand that the Archbishop has standards he must live by and doctrines to follow. But aren't we being a little short-sighted here? This isn't about you or your religion, padre. This is about helping kids with cancer. This is about helping support a center that provides medical care for kids fighting a disease that very well might kill them. And you, in your pius view, believe that who sings at this event and their personal political views are more important than helping these kids? You must, because not only have you resigned your post on Cardinal Glennon's board, but you also believe Catholics — even those who already have bought tickets to the show — "should think hard before attending."


Some will say that since this event is at a Catholic institution that Archbishop Burke is right to take this stand. My question is, do doctors who share the same views on abortion and stem cell research practice at this facility?
If so, will they be fired?
What about the donations for the event or money in the collection plate on Sunday?
Will the church consider that money dirty if they are donations taken from those who also agree with Sheryl Crow?
Will they be returning those donations? Um, I bet not.

Bob Costas weighed in by saying "I have never applied a litmus test, Catholic or otherwise, concerning the politics or religious beliefs of any of the generous performers who have come to St. Louis to help this worthy cause, nor do I intend to ..." Way to go, Bob. Actually using some common sense.



As if that weren't enough, Archbishop Burke last month approved a memo criticizing Susan G. Komen for the Cure, a national organization of breast cancer survivors and activists. The memo said the archdiocese could not endorse the charitable group because it gave financial grants to Planned Parenthood, supports embryonic stem cell research and has dismissed a link between abortions and incidents of breast cancer.

Following that, on April 4, the archdiocese sent a letter to St. Louis Catholic schools that echoed the criticism. The letter said schools should be aware of the archdiocese's position as they plan charity events, and suggested they direct donations to Catholic hospitals that do breast cancer research instead of the Komen Foundation.

When contacted about the claims the archdiocese made in the letter, spokeswoman Susie Knopf said the St. Louis chapter of the Susan G. Komen group has never funded Planned Parenthood and she disputed the claim that the charity supports embryonic stem cell research.


According to Knopf, "Komen has not funded any grants involving human embryonic stem cell tissue, but has funded grants involving adult stem cells. Whether embryonic stem cells will have a role or be of value in the fight against breast cancer has not been clearly determined."


So, just to recap... The Archbishop resigns from his position of Chairman of the Board of Cardinal Glennon Children's Hospital and encourages his flock not to attend a charity event for kids with Cancer because Sheryl Crow is appearing. He also has a letter sent to local catholic schools basically encouraging them not to donate to a well-respected breast cancer charity based on things that aren't even factual.


How Christian of you, Father. Glad to see you are watching out for the young and the weak and the helpless...

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Jack Valenti Dead at 85


The man who is credited with saving the motion picture industry from local censorship boards by instituting a voluntary letter rating system for films has died at 85.

While Valenti is hailed as an innovator in this sense, be sure to expose yourself to the full story of the MPAA (Motion Picture Association of America) and how they rate films.

Be sure to check out This Film Is Not Yet Rated. Released in 2006, this is an expose on the inconsistent and sometimes bizarre system used to rate film releases.

America's Mayor loses my respect


Call me naive. Call me gullable. Call me overly-optimistic. I mistakingly thought that maybe even though Rudy Giuliani refers to himself as a Republican, he might still be a candidate that I could see myself voting for in the next election. As it stands now, none of the declared candidates are getting me very excited.

Rudy seemed like a decent enough candidate that fit most of my qualifications. You see, I'm somewhat conservative when it comes to fiscal issues and issues regarding the military, national security, and illegal immigration. I also consider myself pretty damn liberal on social issues including abortion and civil rights (like gay marriage and the legalization of drugs). So, Rudy and me seem to jive on a few things.

However, Rudy totally jumped the shark yesterday as he revealed himself to be just another of the many fear-mongers hiding under the cloak of the Republican party. Yesterday, at a Lincoln Day dinner in New Hampshire, Rudy puked this bile from his beak:


"We're going to win that war whether there's a Republican president or a
Democratic president or any other president. The question is going to
be: How long does it take and how many losses will we have along the way?
And I truly believe that if we go back on defense for a period of time,
we're going to ultimately have more losses and it's going to go on much
longer."


“If any Republican is elected president — and I think obviously I would be
best at this — we will remain on offense and will anticipate what (the
terrorists) will do and try to stop them before they do it.”


"If one of them gets elected, it sounds to me like we're going on the
defense. We've got a timetable for withdrawal from Iraq. We're going
to wave the white flag there. We're going to try to cut back on the Patriot
Act. We're going to cut back on electronic surveillance. We're going to cut
back on interrogation. We're going to cut back, cut back, cut back, and
we'll be back in our pre-September 11 mentality of being on defense."


"I want to be your president because I think I understand this at least as
well as anyone else and I think better than most."



Well, now. This certainly turned my stomach. Instead of writing my own retort to this, I'll turn it over to one of the few intelligent voices daring to call "Bullshit" on folks like Rudy, Mr. Keith Olbermann. Here is Keith's Special Comment on yesterday's edition of 'Countdown' on MSNBC.
Good luck in your presidential run Rudy. You've already alienated a big portion of right-wingers with your liberal stances on gay marriage and abortion. Now you've basically driven away anyone who considers themselves a Democrat. Thats a fairly small target audience you've left yourself with...

Popping my Cherry

Ok, well technically I've blogged before... But that wasn't like serious blogging. Every few days I'd make a stab at being funny. Most of the time no one read what I wrote and probably didn't laugh either. I'm funnier in person probably.

So, if you want to come by and check out this blog from time to time, I promise to be honest and share my thoughts on pretty much whatever chapping my ass at the time. I can't promise to be entertaining, but I hope I am on occassion.